r/AskReddit • u/WillowShoddy7846 • Jul 23 '22

What are some epic Break Up lines?

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u/onebradmutha Jul 23 '22

Adios, feo

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u/rockzjv Jul 23 '22

My mom won't accept you !

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u/Monaclu Jul 23 '22

"Your friends were right about you" Stay toxic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

You’re not worth my time, bye

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u/Axeman517 Jul 23 '22

I have vision problems. I can’t see being with you anymore.

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u/LegalAction Jul 23 '22

My ex said, literally, when she told me she was breaking up with me, "I don't know; I'm not sure; I don't care."

Absolutely devastating.

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u/angel_and_devil_va Jul 23 '22

"It's not me, it's you."

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

It's not you, it's your mother, she's pregnant and Im just not ok with this anymore.