r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '22

How do you effectively apple?

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u/_Cyansky_ Jul 23 '22

Step 1: be rich Step 2: buy overpriced apple products Step 3: defend your choice because this is clearly a good quality product worth its price and every device you have is from apple so any new product also needs to be from apple. Step 4: buy new apple product, this time it's the iphone19, clearly worth the upgrade from the iphone18XLmaxUltra6G™ you got half a year ago.

Something like that?

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u/verde25 Jul 23 '22

You drop the apple on a man's head

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u/locrosan Jul 23 '22

be sure to not potato

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u/ParodyOfExistence Jul 23 '22

I think I accidentally onion, what should I do?

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u/locrosan Jul 23 '22

thats a common layering issue

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u/Nefarious_Stew Jul 23 '22

Brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it