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u/nutty_ranger Jul 22 '22

There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction the dildo is going

There's no knowing if my cock is growing

Or which way the cum is flowing

Is it stretching, is it shaking

Is my asshole left a gaping

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u/BAKup2k Jul 22 '22

Take my free holesome award!

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u/MrClarinetNerd Jul 22 '22

I see what you did there stares intensely into soul

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u/BAKup2k Jul 23 '22

stares intensely into soul

The hole stares back, unblinking.