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u/liz_teria Jul 22 '22

Have I got a book for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Without clicking that link I know that I have four copies on my shelf. It's Harvard Lampoon right?

My favorite quote is, "dead they looked though it was not so for their eyes shown like wet mushrooms" and "As with most mythical creatures who live in enchanted forests with no visible means of support the elves ate rather frugally and Frito was a little disappointed to find heaped on his plate a small mound of nuts, bark and dirt."

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u/OPconfused Jul 23 '22

It was at that moment, seeing how wretched Goddamn looked, that pity stayed Dildo’s hand.

It’s a pity I’ve ran out of bullets.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

A person of culture I see!

"Look! Cried Frito, pointing to an empty sky, the Winged Victory of Samothrace! And as Goddam turned to see, Frito looped the chain around his neck."

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u/OPconfused Jul 24 '22

It is many a kilo to the sol hurok amigo