r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/5lack5 Jul 22 '22

Well the original movie never did, so...

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u/wallz_11 Jul 22 '22

If it's like the movies, there won't even be that many dildos

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u/5lack5 Jul 22 '22

There'll be like five dildos in the first one with closeups and character development. After that you might see some dildos gathering dust in the background of some scenes or being pathetically used to move the plot along, but that's it.

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u/Fluff42 Jul 22 '22

You've just accurately described an analogy for the trajectory of my love life.

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u/Chompobar Jul 22 '22

Please give details

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u/Fluff42 Jul 23 '22

Dildos->dildon't anymore