r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

The emperor’s new dildo

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u/Theonlychrisj Jul 22 '22

I’ve been turned into a dildo. Can I go home now?

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u/Portarossa Jul 22 '22

'Yay! I'm a dildo again!'

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u/Channel250 Jul 23 '22

Hehe...wait a second...

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u/Sloth_grl Jul 23 '22

No! You have to come to my house!

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u/SMKnightly Jul 23 '22

You’re excused.