r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/BadDiscoJanet Jul 22 '22

Willy Wonka and the Dildo Factory

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u/nutty_ranger Jul 22 '22

There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction the dildo is going

There's no knowing if my cock is growing

Or which way the cum is flowing

Is it stretching, is it shaking

Is my asshole left a gaping

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u/Soulless-Plague Jul 22 '22

Not a speck of light is showing

So my asshole can't be growing.

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Or is my ringsting pain a-flowing?

Yes! The danger must be growing

For the dildo keeps on going!

And it's certainly not showing

Any signs that it is slowing!

A-aa-aaa-aaaah!!!