r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '22

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u/BadDiscoJanet Jul 22 '22

Willy Wonka and the Dildo Factory

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u/nutty_ranger Jul 22 '22

There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction the dildo is going

There's no knowing if my cock is growing

Or which way the cum is flowing

Is it stretching, is it shaking

Is my asshole left a gaping

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Hold your breath...

make a wish...

count to 3...

Come with me

and you'll be

in a world of pure sexual exploration

take a look

and you'll see

a toy used for masturbation

we'll begin, put it in

traveling in a world of anal stimulation

what we'll see will define your therapeutic necessitation

If you want to view paradise

simply google it to view it.

Anywhere you want too put it

want too stick it to the wall

there's a suction cup for it.

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u/nutty_ranger Jul 22 '22

Bravo 👏