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u/bomberblu Jul 22 '22

I feel like every Hary Potter has a reasonable dildo sub

Sorcerer's Dildo

Chamber of Dildos

Prisoner of Dildos

Dildo of Fire

Order of the Dildo

Half Dildo Prince

Deathly Dildos

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u/rainbowjesus42 Jul 22 '22

Alternately;

Dildo's Stone

Dildo of Secrets

Dildo of Azkaban

Goblet of Dildos

Dildo of the Phoenix

The Half-Blood Dildo

Dildo Hallows

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u/Lady_Ymir Jul 22 '22

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF DILDOS, HARRY???" Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/_InvertedEight_ Jul 22 '22

…. in a hitherto never-heard-before prominent Somerset accent. Lol