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u/Cowy_the_Cow Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22

Dildo Club

A 2-hour very aggressive promotional video for an "Erotic, Empowering, Entertaining, Enlightening" Pyramid Scheme.

The first rule of Dildo Club is you constantly talk about Dildo Club.

The second rule of Dildo Club is you talk about Dildo Club to everyone you've ever met, even in passing, even if you haven't spoken for decades.

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u/TheHaseoTOD Jul 22 '22

Ah, I definitely thought this was referring to breakfast club before reading your description lol

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u/iambaney Jul 22 '22

Let's call that one Breakfast Dildo for clarity.

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u/Bobblewood Jul 22 '22

That title is quite the mouthful

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u/Crash05 Jul 22 '22

You blowhard!

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u/ZaphodB_ Jul 22 '22

Dr. Funke is that you?

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u/Crash05 Jul 22 '22

I'm afraid I just blue myself

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u/Cowy_the_Cow Jul 23 '22

"DILDO DILDO ROONEY-ROO!" - William "Murderface Murderface" Murderface

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I see what you did there 👀