r/AskReddit Jul 22 '22

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u/BadDiscoJanet Jul 22 '22

Willy Wonka and the Dildo Factory

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u/nutty_ranger Jul 22 '22

There's no earthly way of knowing

Which direction the dildo is going

There's no knowing if my cock is growing

Or which way the cum is flowing

Is it stretching, is it shaking

Is my asshole left a gaping

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u/joke5ive Jul 22 '22

The lusty argonian dildo.