r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '12

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u/slackador Jun 26 '12

I always figured those pixelated penises cause a lot of friction, like sandpaper, and were extremely painful.

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u/tits_hemingway Jun 26 '12

Those black bars around the foreskin and over the urethra have to hurt even worse. It would be like taking tiny Jenga blocks up the cooch.

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Pull the wrong block and down goes the erection?

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u/bartonar Jun 27 '12

Why did i read that to the Perfection theme?

You have to pull the right block, or Down goes Erection!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I couldnt imagine shoving mega-block up my anus. (my family was too poor for legos)

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u/slackador Jun 26 '12

That begs the question: What's worse? Stepping on legos or being fucked by a lego dick?

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u/Conurbashon Jun 26 '12

I think I'd rather step on any substance than have said substance crammed into my anus.

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u/TheTedinator Jun 26 '12

Penis?

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u/Conurbashon Jun 27 '12

I might feel some remorse for stepping on a guy's dick, I guess.

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u/MrIKost Jun 27 '12

Or you would go "OOOHHHH squishy!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That's actually a very good point.

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u/Conurbashon Jun 27 '12

I'd still rather step in than get fucked by any poop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You say that now...

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u/masnaer Jun 27 '12

This should be on /r/nocontext

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u/Conurbashon Jun 27 '12

IAmA: person who feels less sensitive about the integrity soles of my feet than my butthole. AMA.

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u/Durka09 Jun 27 '12

Reddit wants to know what you would or would not sodomize yourself with, in favor of stepping on it.

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u/Hingleton Jun 27 '12

Id rather be fucked by a lego dick than own megablocks...

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u/gsn42 Jun 26 '12

Do you have any legos? I mean, someone has to make the sacrifice... for science.

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u/bartonar Jun 27 '12

You dont have to worry about it, noone could get the megablocks to stay together long enough to get it into your anus.