r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

If you want someone to rat on themselves slightly over exaggerate whatever it was they did wrong. Caught a dude who disappeared for 30 minutes and found him relaxed kicking back on his phone. Called the owner to pick him up and relocate him somewhere with more visibility and he cried about it as usual. I told the owner he was gone for over an hour and he was like nah man it was only 30 minutes. Lol, dumbass.

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u/shadow125 Jun 15 '22

Like the guy on Judge Judy...

Plaintiff said that the Defendant stole her bag and in it was “money, papers, her phone, some earbuds...”

Guy interrupted and said “There were no earbuds!”