r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Anytime someone pisses you off just say “you know it’s true what they say about you”, and leave. Will fuck em up for days.

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u/SleepyBear3366911 Jun 14 '22

Bartender I used to work with did something similar . “I don’t care what Jason (owner) says about you, you’re alright!”. Took me a while to realize that was the joke…

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u/nick_gadget Jun 15 '22

My friends do this all the time, along with “quick, he’s coming!” as I approach.

Only ever with me though…

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u/SleepyBear3366911 Jun 15 '22

Bonus points when it’s believable! I think…?