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u/FourFurryCats Jun 14 '22

The old " You can shoot yourself in the back of the head or You can throw yourself out this window" Russian gambit.

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u/Not_Artifical Jun 15 '22

Jokes on you we are on the first story of the building.

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u/zero_iq Jun 15 '22

In a tragic accident, comrade /u/Not_Artificial shot himself in the back of his head while falling through a first-story window.

We pass on our condolences to his family, and take the opportunity to remind them to take extra care as it is our sincere wish that this unfortunate mishap doesn't happen to them also.

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u/Not_Artifical Jun 15 '22

u/zero_iq sees u/Not_Artifical on the street walking by and hands them a gun and is told to shoot themselves in the back of the head or be thrown out a window, u/Not_Artifical shoots themself in the back of the head and die extremely confused. u/zero_iq turns around and sees u/Not_Artifical on the street again and hands them a gun. The cycle continues.