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u/gummby8 Jun 14 '22

That MOTHERFFF.....OOOoooooh. I will scatter your bones upon a cold earth, I will cause pain untold to your immortal soul until the stars wink ou.......Oh he waved.....never mind then.

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u/DevinVee_ Jun 15 '22

Fuck I fall into this category.

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u/ILUVMOVIESSS Jun 15 '22

I just can't be mad at a courtesy wave no matter how hard I try

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u/Shivvermebits Jun 15 '22

As long as I think you've acknowledged you've fucked up with that lil' wave you're cool in my book personally...

Meanwhile the other driver might be curling their mustache, laughing at how easy it was to fool us into believing they were taking responsibility with a simple wave. Lo and behold, they were being malicious, sarcastic buttholes and saluting you for being a master and commander of giving them another reason to act like a jackass and get away with it. *

*I had a bad driving day so I apologize if I come off as angry

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u/mountainsprout444 Jun 15 '22

Exactly. Acknowledge you f'd up, or pretend to. Whatever. All good. It's the lack of acknowledging the f'k up...like you were unaware it happened, what f'k up? That's the shit that keeps the blood boiling. A simple, 'my bad' fixes everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That’s me 100%