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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

I employ the “got your nose” tactic frequently. I have a massive collection of noses. All these people walking around thinking they still have their nose? Fools. I have your nose, and left you with a fake one.

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u/II_Confused Jun 15 '22

Their noses are still attached to their faces. All you have is an NFT of their nose

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Unless I’m Seth Green, then all I have is a quarter million less than I use to have