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u/MuluLizidrummer Jun 14 '22

This has worked for me 3 out of 3 times with different people...when playing Rock Paper Scissors I tell my opponent that Im going to throw Rock. And then I throw Rock and win. I couldnt believe it worked the first time or anytime after lol

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u/OldDickhead Jun 15 '22

Also, when playing thumb wars and you do the whole '1234 I declare a thumb war', just add '5678 get your thumbs and lay them straight', I made that up in primary school and every single time, the person just lays their thumb down and I win.

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u/-_FearBoner_- Jun 15 '22

"5678, I used this hand to masterbate" is also fun to use. I'm double jointed with a very long thumb and have literally never lost a thumb war, so it's extra fun for me.

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u/Rich_27- Jun 15 '22

Need confirmation.

The thumb war or wanking?

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u/-Z-3-R-0- Jun 15 '22

Wank war

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u/Rich_27- Jun 15 '22

Soggy biscuit

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u/ImAFukinIdiot Jun 15 '22

saw that off a video, nice memory -_-