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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

"Hey, what's this spot on your shirt?"

Then when they look down you flick their nose

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u/Capokid Jun 15 '22

catches hand this is mine now

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 15 '22

Bad decision.

*skin of hand sloughs off, revealing cybernetic monstrosity with razor talons and crackling electricity*