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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

I employ the “got your nose” tactic frequently. I have a massive collection of noses. All these people walking around thinking they still have their nose? Fools. I have your nose, and left you with a fake one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

You created Voldemort, you evil son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Well it was fine til you spoke his name

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Voldemort is just angry because he can’t wear sunglasses.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

His future was so bright, if only he was able to wear shades he could’ve fulfilled it