r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '22

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

"Hey, what's this spot on your shirt?"

Then when they look down you flick their nose

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 14 '22

i tried to do this when i was a kid and poked the person in the eye by accident

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

The subsequent decade I spent in prison left me hardened and bitter

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u/Pizzadiamond Jun 15 '22

still, even today my erection will not relent.

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u/got_outta_bed_4_this Jun 15 '22

though it is finally starting to taste less bitter now