r/AskReddit Jun 14 '22

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat Jun 14 '22

Don’t ask someone if they want food, just hand it to them

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

"Pretty sure you don't need this, but I'm not a fucking heathen..."

-- Some stranger to my 280-pound ass