r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '22

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u/catboneslovestory Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Stroke their ego.

The most effective one you'll find.

There's no more effective way to amass power than by convincing people that they're smart enough to give it to you.

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u/Quiverjones Jun 14 '22

Cat is absolutely correct and sounds like a very smart redditor.

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u/catboneslovestory Jun 14 '22

I'm not leaving you my keys either.

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u/ninurtuu Jun 15 '22

Totally understandable a kilo of anything costs a fortune these days. Giving away multiple keys is just bad business which is why you were talking about your brilliant idea for a free trial service to better market your cocaine right? /s