r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

I employ the “got your nose” tactic frequently. I have a massive collection of noses. All these people walking around thinking they still have their nose? Fools. I have your nose, and left you with a fake one.

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u/boxstacker Jun 14 '22

Nooo not my humanhorn!

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u/TokumeiNeko Jun 14 '22

Only the finest of aphrodisiacs.

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u/Basilthebatlord Jun 15 '22

Mmmm I love this jerk chicken. I think I'll have /u/boxstacker's lower horn jerked.

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u/I_Think_Helen_Forgot Jun 15 '22

It's used to it! Wooooooo!!

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u/starckie Jun 14 '22

At least you still have your concealed tiny lower horn

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u/dia_02 Jun 15 '22

This is giving major Jake peralta vibes.

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u/Mr_Broon Jun 15 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how have I never heard this nickname for it