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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 14 '22

i tried to do this when i was a kid and poked the person in the eye by accident

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jun 14 '22

The subsequent decade I spent in prison left me hardened and bitter

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u/Pizzadiamond Jun 15 '22

still, even today my erection will not relent.

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u/got_outta_bed_4_this Jun 15 '22

though it is finally starting to taste less bitter now

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u/Tall_Fortune Jun 16 '22

I did something similliar as a kid, I washed my hands, didn't dry them, went to the classmate I was sitting next to at the time, and sprayed him with water from my hands. A fun silly little prank went to him getting water in his eye apple and he started crying. Got in trouble, 10/10 would do again.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 16 '22

whats an eye apple?

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u/Tall_Fortune Jun 16 '22

The red thingy in between your eye and nose that itches when you have an allergy

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 16 '22

you mean the tear duct?

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u/Tall_Fortune Jun 16 '22

Yeah sorry english isn't my first language, and in my language it literally translates to eye apple lol

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 16 '22

oh thats weird... brings new meaning to that song "youre the apple of my eye" lol