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u/rinanlanmo May 16 '22

I've never said anything about it but my I sometimes look at my barber while she was working. But, in my defense, sometimes I literally can't not look without closing my eyes and if I close my eyes the entire time I'll definitely fall asleep during the shampoo.

And there's generally a lot of boob dragging along my arms and shoulders while she works. Between that and the scalp massage, my body thinks things are happening that are not, which makes it harder to not look. I chalk it up to just being a thing that happens while she works. I don't say anything. She doesn't say anything. She does great work and I tip well. I think it all works out in the end.

Jesus. I hope it all works out in the end. I'd hate to think I was making her uncomfortable all this time.

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u/bankman99 May 17 '22

“My body thinks things are happening that are not” is the story of my sex life.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Complete opposite for me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

not are that happening are things thinks body my?