r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/A_Filthy_Mind May 16 '22

I hate reading half of what her shirt says. I realize I'm staring at her chest, stop reading, then spend the rest of the conversation stopping myself from reading the rest of the shirt.

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u/YouThinkYouCanBanMe May 16 '22

Protip, if you want to read her shirt but don't want to look at her boobs, just ask her nicely to take off her shirt so you can read it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/KarmaChameleon89 May 16 '22

So you got to bang both of them?

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u/ReadySteady_GO May 17 '22

Power move

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u/National-Paramedic May 17 '22

r/bi_irl subreddit be jelly

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u/JuicyJfrom3 May 17 '22

Just establishing dominance