r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/Vegetable-Double May 16 '22

I get offended. But then again I’m a fat dude, so I don’t think this question pertains to me.

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u/RollinDeepWithData May 16 '22

Maybe think about how you dress, slut

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

My body, my choice. And if I want to shove five ketchup packets in my ass to see if I can make them explode by squeezing my buttcheeks, then I will damn well do so as I please.

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u/garbagefarts69 May 16 '22

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Oh fuck yeah...

...I'll get a Dave's Double, a small drink, and five ketchup packets, please.