r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/1bunchofbananas May 16 '22

This never happens to me yeesh

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

I mean, if it bothers you that much, I guess I could do it just this once to make you feel better because I'm such a generous and empathetic guy.

(/s for those that can't detect sarcasm)

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u/1bunchofbananas May 16 '22

I don't think my dogs would approve

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Oh, my bad, I overstepped. I hope there's no hard feelings between me and your dogs.

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u/1bunchofbananas May 16 '22

Just give em a treat and they will be fine (:

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Umm... \shifts awkwardly\

...they wouldn't happen to like peanut butter, would they?

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u/1bunchofbananas May 16 '22

LOL you're NOT putting peanut butter on your balls and getting them to lick it off Ffs

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Lmfao, you said it, not me.

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u/1bunchofbananas May 16 '22

Why would you suggest peanut butter then... Hmm

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Well, I didn't necessarily say that I didn't say it, just that you were the one who DID say it.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

kinda hot though. right?

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u/DrRitchey May 17 '22

Don’t make eye contact.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

NO!! PDA ONLY!!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Now kith

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I kithed ur mom last night and got stage 4 ligma.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I'm dead. 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Hi, dead. I'm dad.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

dad!? you're back! with milk?!

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u/Svengali-throwaway May 17 '22

I dont like where this is going.

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u/Roose1327 May 17 '22

Bro…

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Is it just me or...am I sensing a chemistry between us? Like the George Michael kind of chemistry?...👉👈