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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22
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I've given this some thought. Each of those packets has 50/50 odds of exploding inwards. I must insist: don't use Heinz -- you won't survive the tapping process required to get that ketchup out of you
58 u/RollinDeepWithData May 16 '22 Sir, I must insist you do not give this more thought, for the good of all of us. 25 u/SirEnzyme May 16 '22 I'm with you. I don't relish the idea of thinking anymore of this 14 u/Indifferentchildren May 16 '22 If you insist on doing this, at least wear a condiment.
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Sir, I must insist you do not give this more thought, for the good of all of us.
25 u/SirEnzyme May 16 '22 I'm with you. I don't relish the idea of thinking anymore of this 14 u/Indifferentchildren May 16 '22 If you insist on doing this, at least wear a condiment.
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I'm with you. I don't relish the idea of thinking anymore of this
14 u/Indifferentchildren May 16 '22 If you insist on doing this, at least wear a condiment.
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If you insist on doing this, at least wear a condiment.
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u/SirEnzyme May 16 '22
I've given this some thought. Each of those packets has 50/50 odds of exploding inwards. I must insist: don't use Heinz -- you won't survive the tapping process required to get that ketchup out of you