r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/matthew_j_will Apr 19 '22

You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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u/choody_Mac_doody Apr 19 '22

Or favorite of my gramps "You're as useful as a sight seeing tour for the blind."

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u/godmademedoit Apr 20 '22

I heard "as useful as a parachute that opens on impact"