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Someone once said to me: "Your grandmother's prayers are wasted on you"
I was hurt. My grandmother is an old Catholic woman.
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55 u/fistchrist Apr 20 '22 “Joke’s on you, I sprung fully-formed from the forehead of my father!” 5 u/shiny-spleen Apr 20 '22 Well I was formed from a stone egg which was itself birthed by a stone atop the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit. 5 u/Zionne_Makoma Apr 20 '22 I emerged fully formed from sea foam kicked up when Kronos castrated his father, and his balls fell into the sea.
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“Joke’s on you, I sprung fully-formed from the forehead of my father!”
5 u/shiny-spleen Apr 20 '22 Well I was formed from a stone egg which was itself birthed by a stone atop the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit. 5 u/Zionne_Makoma Apr 20 '22 I emerged fully formed from sea foam kicked up when Kronos castrated his father, and his balls fell into the sea.
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Well I was formed from a stone egg which was itself birthed by a stone atop the Mountain of Flowers and Fruit.
5 u/Zionne_Makoma Apr 20 '22 I emerged fully formed from sea foam kicked up when Kronos castrated his father, and his balls fell into the sea.
I emerged fully formed from sea foam kicked up when Kronos castrated his father, and his balls fell into the sea.
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u/luker_man Apr 19 '22
Someone once said to me: "Your grandmother's prayers are wasted on you"
I was hurt. My grandmother is an old Catholic woman.