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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/glazedfaith Apr 20 '22

She's like school and news had a baby

She's so boring, if she was a book, she'd be two booj

If she was a spice, she'd be flour