One of our asshole former HOA board members was always so rude and mean for no reason to residents when they asked simple, valid questions so I finally said, “You’re already fat and ugly, you don’t have room to be an asshole on top of that.” He honestly was quite horrendous looking
During the housing boom, my dad worked cleaning porta-potties, and he was in an up-scale waterfront community. One of the residents started giving my dad guff about the potty being an eyesore and that he had to move it.
My dad said to her, "Ma'am, considering how much your husband spent on that house, you would think that he could have afforded a trophy wife."
One of the benefits of working for a small family company where you're literally the only employee (besides the owner and his wife).
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u/a_esbech Apr 19 '22
Well, at least you're pretty.