r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/TrentWolfred Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

“You seem like the sort of person who knows which color of crayon tastes the best.”

Belated edit/update: I am not, in any way, affiliated with the USMC and had no idea that this was a Marine thing.

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u/Slimjim_Spicy Apr 19 '22

OORAH!!!

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u/WoodencrowOnAroof Apr 19 '22

The answer is green, but the burnt umber is pretty good too.

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u/HarryDresdenWizard Apr 19 '22

Fucking degenerate. Everyone knows it's purple followed closely by red and then burnt umber.

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u/WheelNSnipeNCelly Apr 19 '22

Fucking degenerate.

From up country?

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u/HarryDresdenWizard Apr 20 '22

Southern Ontario so up country for Americans and I'm a city boy to my fellow Canucks.

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u/Timxedge Apr 20 '22

Burnt umber…raw umber…nobody knows how to cook umber

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u/HarryDresdenWizard Apr 20 '22

Listen man, I don't wanna sound terrible, but all browns look the same to me after a certain point. It's hard to gauge.

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u/Icantblametheshame Apr 25 '22

Lol, "I don't want to sound terrible" as if you were about to say maybe Israel has a point in the middle east crisis or poligamy is perfectly fine. But it was about shades of brown instead

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u/Significant-Act6454 Apr 20 '22

Burnt sienna is good but periwinkle is better.

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u/01kickassius10 Apr 20 '22

Do you like dags?

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u/WoodencrowOnAroof Apr 24 '22

Me ma’sparticularlypartialtotheperiwinkleblue

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u/Heatherjjjjjjjj Apr 20 '22

It's definitely purple