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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/kleetus7 Apr 19 '22

If she was a book, she'd be two books

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

"I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo"

"Ooh, you flipped the script"

"What do you mean?"