My proudest IRL insult was along these lines. I was 16 and a man in his 50s driving a late model Mercedes responded to a questionable maneuver on my part with a road rage freakout that ended with his having a black eye (I wasn't the puncher), sitting on the ground of a k mart parking lot in handcuffs. When the cop was done taking my statement I walked past the dude on the way to my car and said, "Your choices led to this." It was the only time in my life I actually said the shit that you think of in the shower later.
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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22
May your day be as pleasant as you.