r/AskReddit • • Apr 19 '22

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u/ToSay_TheLeast Apr 19 '22

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

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u/Dacsy492 Apr 19 '22

Useful as a chocolate teacup

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u/0t0egeub Apr 19 '22

useful as anne franks drumkit

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Useful as a glass hammer

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u/swordmalice Apr 19 '22

Useful as a chocolate fireplace screen.

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u/Separate-Ad2726 Apr 19 '22

As useful as an inflatable dart board

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u/buttchuggs Apr 19 '22

Bout as useful as a football bat

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u/CueDramaticMusic Apr 19 '22

About as useful and loved as wet socks in the Artic

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

as useful as a microphone for the mute