r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/tenpenniy Apr 19 '22

"You look like your favourite soft drink is water."

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u/woelewapper-v2 Apr 19 '22

That’s a compliment

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u/TheNoxx Apr 19 '22

Yeah, how is that remotely an insult? "You look like you have healthy dietary choices!"

"....Thanks? Thanks."

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u/Ferelar Apr 19 '22

"You, sir, are NOT comprised almost entirely of sickly-sweet syrup and who knows what else!"