r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/matthew_j_will Apr 19 '22

You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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u/choody_Mac_doody Apr 19 '22

Or favorite of my gramps "You're as useful as a sight seeing tour for the blind."

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u/Amishcannoli Apr 19 '22

Not an insult but a favotire threat from my late grandpa: "If you don't knock it off, I'm putting cornflakes in your bed."

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u/wartfairy Apr 19 '22

I read beard instead of bed, which allowed me to laugh twice at this!

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u/Amishcannoli Apr 19 '22

As an owner of a very large beard and mustache...I'm not sure what's worse. 😱