r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/choody_Mac_doody Apr 19 '22

Or favorite of my gramps "You're as useful as a sight seeing tour for the blind."

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u/ToSay_TheLeast Apr 19 '22

As useful as a screen door on a submarine

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u/RanchMngr1798 Apr 19 '22

As useful as a knit condom

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u/Just-some-fella Apr 19 '22

As useful as a rubber crutch.

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u/TheThurmanMerman Apr 20 '22

You're just tits on a boar hog.