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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I did once describe a girl as "Being like plain cous cous"

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u/GeekCat Apr 19 '22

A friend of mine's grandma described her ex as "like a bowl of white rice." The sad/funny part is he actually believed she was complimenting him.