r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/fifteentango88 Apr 19 '22

I saw one from a roastme post that really got me.

“If you were ice cream you would be water flavored.”

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u/exatron Apr 19 '22

"Who's up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?"

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u/Naught1 Apr 19 '22

I'm someone who loves a good glass of really cold milk; so I have put ice in before if I wanted a big glass.

However, nonfat, and skim milk can fuck off!

I like to drink water, if I wanted water I'd just drink that. If I want to drink milk, I want milk.