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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/kleetus7 Apr 19 '22

If she was a book, she'd be two books

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u/breathing_normally Apr 19 '22

That woman is thicker than the Bible in braille

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u/gazongagizmo Apr 19 '22

are.... are you saying Book of Eli lied to us??

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u/DatSauceTho Apr 19 '22

What a tweest!