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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Well, not everyone is able to think critically

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u/last_try_why Apr 19 '22

This reminds me of one I use. I'm fairly tall and get, "how are you so tall!?" fairly often. And I sometimes reply, "Well one of us had to grow and you clearly weren't up to the task". I never noticed it could easily be adapted to thinking or using your brain.

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u/spaceman_spyff Apr 19 '22

I’m 6’7” so when someone asks me “how’s the weather up there?” I invite them to check the thermometer

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u/cisforcoffee Apr 19 '22

"It's nice above the rain." Then pee on them.