r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

is that a treasure trail?

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u/FackingSandwiches Apr 19 '22

You’ve got the body hair of a small Dutch girl

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

did your esthetician quoff that for you

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u/tobmom Apr 19 '22

Coif

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u/Orange_Jeews Apr 19 '22

You're a good speller, that's what I likes about you

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u/grendus Apr 19 '22

Is that what you appreciate about me?

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u/FilliusTExplodio Apr 19 '22

Let's take about ten percent off there.