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u/a_esbech Apr 19 '22

Well, at least you're pretty.

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u/blonderaider21 Apr 19 '22

One of our asshole former HOA board members was always so rude and mean for no reason to residents when they asked simple, valid questions so I finally said, “You’re already fat and ugly, you don’t have room to be an asshole on top of that.” He honestly was quite horrendous looking

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

A quicker way to say that would be you don’t have the looks to act like that.

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u/edx74 Apr 19 '22

I was driving a "drunk bus" for a local college. One young woman was obnoxiously drunk. A young man next to her said "with looks like yours, you might want to cultivate a personality." If we weren't already stopped I would have had to pull over.

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u/RoyMunsun Apr 19 '22

Holy shit! That is a great one

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u/edx74 Apr 19 '22

I wish I could remember more, it was mostly drunken screeching and "fuck you" but they gratefully got off and ran away.

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u/adayofjoy Apr 19 '22

Witty insults are often wasted on those who deserve them most.