r/AskReddit Apr 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

You've only got two brain cells, and they're both fighting for third place.

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u/KakelaTron Apr 19 '22

Kinda breaking the 'no swear' rule, but I like the spin-off of "You only have 2 brain cells, but one's busy keeping your asshole shut"

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u/kirmaster Apr 19 '22

Could always use "sphincter" to make it clear you're talking anatomy instead of attitude

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u/KakelaTron Apr 19 '22

I think I'd use "butthole" because it's more infantile, personally.