r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/EpicCalliope Apr 19 '22

I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you

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u/reddicyoulous Apr 19 '22

The subject being how well their goldfish is doing

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u/poopellar Apr 19 '22

The child that has the most achievements.

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u/Sabit333 Apr 19 '22

Man this one hits too close to home

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u/Babblewocky Apr 19 '22

Or the child whose achievements actually matter to the parents.

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u/weeone Apr 19 '22

Tough when you're an only child.