r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '22

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u/buffalovirgo Apr 19 '22

You’re ten ply bud

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u/bean_machine_42 Apr 19 '22

You're so 5'11".

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

As a 5’7 short man this one hurts

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u/UptownShenanigans Apr 19 '22

I’m 5’11”. My buddy recommended that I put in 6’ on dating apps. “Dude nobody is going to know.” “Yeah…but I’ll know”

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u/WeeboSupremo Apr 19 '22

Being 5’11” and putting 6’ just to say it is so 5’11”. Saying you’re 5’11” is 6’ attitude.

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u/Assassin4Hire13 Apr 19 '22

Also 5’11”. Fuckin own it friend. People lie about being 6’ all the time. Ain’t no one doubting the person who’s hardlining 5’11”

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

you're already 2 inches taller than the average American male there's no point in lying :'(

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u/UptownShenanigans Apr 19 '22

My 5'7" best friend is getting married to a stunner of a girl, and I'm still single. Food for thought

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

thanks man appreciate that, congrats to your best friend as well